My worst pet peeves
Not
many years ago I was happy, I was VERY happy. The sun rose up to the sky every
day, the rainbow had colours and everyone lived in peace and harmony. That
happiness ended when one day, when I woke up, I opened the phone as I normally
do. I was happily looking at Facebook (Does Facebook still exist?) when
suddenly I saw a photo of a girl putting a kind of ''duck face''. I didn't give
too much importance of this fact the truth, but when that day I saw two more
photos like the other, I began to suspect ... I didn't know it, but that day
had just begun the biggest and deadliest epidemic that has ever existed on the
earth's: The Duck Face. I don't hate people who hang photos on internet with
duck face, don't distort my words, I only think it should be illegal, and talking
about illegal and evil things...
Alex DeLarge, Hannibal Lecter, Michael
Corleone... Everyone thinks that these people were really bad boys, but in my
humble opinion are just adorable little babies in comparison with the monster
that put the first name to fans of a group of actual ''music''. Currently all
fans of a band must have a name, if they haven't one, they aren't happy with
their lives. Some examples could be: Beliebers, directioners, gemeliers... And
I stop naming fan names cause I think I'm going to barf if I follow...
Finally,
at the top of my pet peeves it would be the people who make a lot of noise in
the cinema. Into this kind of evil people we would find the classic boy that
brings his bag of nuts from home. The problem is that he doesn't only bring
nuts, the problem is that with the purchase of the nuts, the supermarket gave
him a megaphone so, with it, everyone who will try to hear the film will listen
an earthquake that occurs in his mouth.
Marc
de Haro
2n BATX A
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